Obama: Doesn't want to ban porn.
Obama: Doesn't want to restrict your internet.
Obama: Doesn't want to take away your guns.
Obama: Supports gay marriage.
Obama: Education for all!
Obama: Universal healthcare!
Americans: You're destroying this country.
Me: Wow, today is such a lovely day to avoid all human contact and remain in the comfort of my own loneliness and sorrows of not having a social life thus maintaining my solitude as I surf the web.
Oh my god.
My roomate stole my vibrator. What even?
radicalmeow: i can’t think about the presidential election for too long without practically having a panic attack and being fuckING TERRIFIED BECAUSE THERE ARE REAL PEOPLE OUT THERE SUPPORTING MITT ROMNEY omg right
lindaellerbee: were-wolf-barmitzvah: lindaellerbee: does ke$ha go by ke£ha in england no, she doesn’t. thanks
unclefather: why can’t a t-rex clap? because it’s dead
It gets to be a problem...
gettingthinforalltheworldtosee: when you can’t seem to get your boyfriend remotely interested in your body because all he can think about is how much you happen to hate yourself. Fantastic. depression and self hatred doesnt look good on anyone. maybe if you at least acted like you were listening when he calls you beautiful it’d be different!
"I wanna see you."
thefallofmeek: alexsparky: I will drop my plans, get out of bed, and put aside my chores for you baby. Anything you want, you deserve. You get to see me any time you want. I’ll always be waiting Alex why can’t there be more girls like you in the world ugh your bf is so spoiled lol x) meek. you have no idea haha. he fucked me over a long time ago but then busted his ass to change his ways...
"I wanna see you."
I will drop my plans, get out of bed, and put aside my chores for you baby. Anything you want, you deserve. You get to see me any time you want. I’ll always be waiting
whatever happened to rihanna when she first started singing she was like yee mista dj song pon de replay and now shes like fuck me with a shovel and slap my titties
You are such a beautiful man Every day you get stronger and smarter. And I am the lucky little girl with the privilege of holding your arm when we walk down the street. You’re my everything Never forget how much you mean to me Dylan Joseph
Dad: Homosexuality is a sin. In the Bible it's considered an abomination.
Me: It's also and abomination to release semen anywhere besides inside a woman.
Me: and since Mom wasn't a virgin when you married her, the Bible says she should have been executed.
Dad: It doesn't say that! You're making that up!
Me: *reads the Bible quotes in question*
Dad: SHUT UP! FACTS AND PROOF HURT BRAIN! (he actually told me to shut the fuck up, kicked me out of the car, and made me walk home. What a Christian!)