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I bought condoms today at walmart so the cashier would be like Wow your probably a really cool guy because your buying condoms which means you probably have a girlfriend. But in actuality I’m very lonely with no girlfriend and now I’m blowing up the condoms like a balloon until they pop and crying because it startles me everytime it pops.
Everytime Tyler buys condoms he buys gum at the same time so it’s less awkward x)
Last time I bought condoms I bought a yo-yo with it XD
People who are pussies about buying condoms = too immature to be fucking.
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